Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 11, 2015

Rick has those sharp reporter’s instincts.

The Red Rascal has completed his first mission, singlehandedly defeating millions of terrorist sperm in order to inseminate Joanie’s ovum for democracy.

Geez, he can’t be that slow…

“Sorkh Razil” is actually Pashtun for “broken rubber.”

I have always liked Joanie…

The answer will become apparent soon.

(said in a sing-song voice) You’ll be sooorrrrryyy.

What about her other child?

They’re so innocently unaware here. You just want to warn them.

And this is the beginning of the Red Rascal

I hope he comes out as a half way decent kid for a few years, at least.

Jeff’s always been a troublemaker…

Enter Jeff the Jerk.

Jeff is only two months younger than me. I can’t help wishing my my immediate age representative in Doonesbury was a bit less…..well, Jeff.

Shame of it is that he was a sweet little kid. Then the second he hit his teens…

And thus Greatness (in his own mind) is born!

And cue….enter the Red Rascal!

Tsk tsk, that low life loser managed to become a successful author before he was 30 . . . Even if what he writes is trash.

You are now the only sort of woman that Tea Party members don’t secretly despise. At least you’re lucky enough to not meet any of ’em yet.