Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 11, 2015
May 10, 2015
May 12, 2015
Transcript:
Man: There's a used tissue in the cupholder. Woman: Yuck. I'm not touching it. Man: Me neither. Woman: So what are we going to do? Man: I guess we'll have to sell the car.
Worked for an old coworker of mine — whose car was so full of garbage that there was room in it only for him to sit behind the wheel. Shockingly, someone took that rolling dumpster in trade and sold him a new car.
finkd over 9 years ago
Or call in a HazMat team to remove it.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Used tissue: snot nice .
crazyliberal over 9 years ago
To Ubintold: very funny. Started my day with a smile and laugh.
J Short over 9 years ago
Don’t ever apply for work at a zoo or as a janitor at a nursing home. (Done both)
cdward over 9 years ago
Or as a parent.
gammaguy over 9 years ago
Never mind that all it was used for was to soak up spilled coffee.
K M over 9 years ago
Worked for an old coworker of mine — whose car was so full of garbage that there was room in it only for him to sit behind the wheel. Shockingly, someone took that rolling dumpster in trade and sold him a new car.