Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2015
May 22, 2015
May 24, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I'm thinking of starting a business. Goat: Oh, good. Well, one of your first steps should be drafting a mission statement. You know, outlining your vision and your ideals. Make *@#* loads of money. Goat: Not really a mission statement. Rat: Oh. Then how 'bout, "Impose my will"?
Squizzums over 9 years ago
Silicon Valley could probably use you.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Try the Facebook example of a mission statement.
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
Mission statements are for people with poor memories.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Sounds like the kind of career path that ends with Rat saying, “Say hello to my little friend!”
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Rat has “mission statements” down pat. Goat has been too heavily indoctrinated by the Bureaucratic Self-Aggrandizers, who may require an all-new pablum Mission Statement every five years. Stick to your own mission, Rat!
cdward over 9 years ago
But it wouldn’t be a bad idea to know what you’re going to sell.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
May the force be with you !
Mark Tretter over 9 years ago
Gotta love Rat!
PICTO over 9 years ago
WORLD DOMINATION. The one and only mission statement.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Dig deep enough, and you will surly find crap.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Why did they censor the word “boatload”?
KEA over 9 years ago
he’s channeling Bill Gates, right?
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Let’s be honest, Rat had it right the first time. Seriously, who wakes up and says I want to dedicate my entire life to making the best widgets in the world? No they wake up and say “I want to make #%$& loads of money and I don’t care what I have to do or who I screw to do it!”
kaffekup over 9 years ago
No, the mission statement comes later, when a committee can argue over each word for a month.
robertiris over 2 years ago
This was the inspiration for Enron, we work and theranos.