Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 31, 2015
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richard's poor almanac literary calendar by mr. richard thompson 19 monday 7 p.m. author/liar stephen glass ("the fabulist") discusses his work and de-scribes how he won the nobel prize for literature, decipher-ed the human genome & created spongebob squarepants. recep-tion to follow. remainders books. 20 tuesday the american idol finale is on. stay home & watch tv. and tomorrow. 22 wednesday 7 p.m. all democratic presiden-tial candidates sign their bloated, unnec-essary biographies. pushing & shoving to follow. politics 'n' stuff. 23 thursday 7 p.m. edna weebles, author of "lardass nation: americans are food pyramids," discusses it with her mouthfull. wideaisle books. 24 friday 7 p.m. errol flemm reads & gestures from his graphic novel "spazzoid wars: giant mangaloid robots explode things." heavy breathing to follow. holy jeepers comic shop. 7:30 p.m. pulp this book writer's work-shop explores tech-niques for turning poorly-selling books into those crappy cardboard drink trays they hand you at mcdonald's. creative crisis to follow. silage books.
Christopher Shea over 9 years ago
Of course, this year it’s 34 Republican candidates pushing their bloated, unnecessary autobiographies….
neilj.murphy over 9 years ago
Wait, what happened to the 21st?
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
I never realized that I AM a food pyramid. Makes me kind of proud somehow.
pam Miner over 9 years ago
That should be Republican elephants on rampage as Hillary and Bernie look on.
Dirty Dragon over 9 years ago
I think I see Viola’s mother in there.