Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 09, 2010
Transcript:
Clayton: Hey, Pop. What are you doing? Adam: I'm on a genealogy site, looking at our family tree. Katy: Cool! Do we have any famous relatives? Adam: Well, your great, great Uncle Josiah Lightfoot Newman fought in World War II. Legend says he once lit Winston Churchill's cigar. Clayton: That's it? Lighting a cigar? That's not a lot to brag about. Adam: There's also your distant cousin. Ambrose Chapel Newman. He almost medaled in Olympic archery. And not to mention the long line of Newman mail carriers in the northeast. Clayton: So us Newmans are good at aiming, on-time deliver and lighting things? Adam: I guess we are. Clayton: So, how can you, in good faith, deny my birthright by refusing to buy me bottle rockets?
Fierce over 14 years ago
Good Morning all. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shmlss over 14 years ago
adam must’ve plunked down a bit of credit card change to get those tidbits from that site!!
attyush over 14 years ago
Is Adam staring at a computer monitor? Which monitor has that kind of a stand?
sbtaylor over 14 years ago
It’s clearly a clunky version of an iMac…… Happy Mother’s day! give a mother a new mac!
erwinbert over 14 years ago
Sooooo… he only mentions the Newmans branch of the tree. Doesn’t Adam’s mother have a branch to follow? Her lineage is 50% of his.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Newman mail carriers in the Northeast…
Good one, Brian!!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Trace the “begats” far enough, and maybe you’ll get to your earliest namesake, back in Eden: Adam - New Man!
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
Is Adam related to Newman from Seinfeld?
jpozenel over 14 years ago
I just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Neanderthal!
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Clayton’s really reaching there, to suit his own purpose.
I’m surprised there was no Adam Mother’s Day strip today.