Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 09, 2010
May 08, 2010
May 10, 2010
Transcript:
Woman says, "You want me to pay?! Your online profile says your ship has come in and you're financially independent." Ernest says, "I am financially independent?" Ernest says, "?My credit is shot and nobody in town will lend me a dime." Woman says, "What about your ship coming in?" Ernest says, "In a way it came in... it ran aground." Ernest says, "Hey, you were misleading, too..." Ernest says, "...Your profile says you have a sense of humor!"
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Don’t worry about it Ernie. She was only into your money, that golddigger.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I wondered why on our first date she walked out when I offered to split the tab.
1148559 about 14 years ago
Seems to me that he wants her to pay for all… not just split the bill.
RadioTom about 14 years ago
Sigh…
bmonk about 14 years ago
Never trust what those profiles say…but now he’s stuck with the whole bill….