The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 19, 2015

This reminded me of John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, saying “She turned me into a newt!”, whereupon everyone else in the scene turns to stare at him.

Don’t trust anyone over 30. Or under 30. Or 30.

any way i can get a do over so i can get healthy?

When I was 20, I swore I wouldn’t look like some of the old guys I’ve seen in the locker room. I’m closing in on 40 now, and I swear I will not look like some of the guys I see at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Got to keep that bar reachable.

I sort of did that. I started riding shortly before I turned 41 and lost a lot of weight. Hasn’t stopped the greying, though. The glasses I’ve had since I was 7.

I feel old … but there ain’t no way in hades I’m gonna work out now!! I creak and crack too much. LoL

Yeah, I tried that. Doesn’t work.

Me three.

There is no day when when you begin to feel old. You just wake up one morning and there it is.

You’re only as old as you feel.

xxx

If I don’t feel ‘old’ or ‘ancient’ then why can’t I do the same things I did as a teenager? Eat what I want, run for miles … oh wait…. never did run for miles as a teenager. OK. Walk for miles.