Sure, just for the sake of argument, let’s say Obama really is planning on herding Texans into FEMA death camps disguised as Wal-Marts.
Why would he need the army?
Think about it. Why would you need some secret plot to get Texans into a Wal-Mart?
Announce a Veterans Day sale with 50% off all ammunition, Duck Dynasty camouflage, and frozen chicken nuggets, unlock the doors, and step the hell out of the way before you get trampled.
Did the idiots ever wonder, if the federal government planned a military takeover of Texas, why would they announce the military exercise to the public?
I’m a Texan descended from people who came with Stephen Austin. It used to be a place filled with courteous, hospitable people who minded their own business. Now I weep for a state filled with people who elected Abbot over Wendy Davis, and Shrub over Ann Roberts.
I just want to know how they found out about all the Tunnels under the Wal Marts. Those are supposed to be a Huge Corporate secret because that’s where their Sweatshops are located.It’s so much Cheaper to import the Chinese Workers and have them make the stuff in the Basement than it is to pay for the Shipping of all that “Made In China” merchandise.And it’s not even Fraud because all the sweat shop slaves are Chinese and the Tunnels are listed as “China” on the Corporate property inventory.
It’s not the air or water in Texas, it’s just that they have been listening to the crazy-right for longer than any other State. Wisconsin, Florida, Kansas, Arkansa, are catching up fast.
I wonder how many of the people who believe the conspiracy theories will turn around and encourage their representatives to approve an increased military budget,
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Is that still Prep H under the hat?
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
From Jim Wright’s Stonekettle Station:
Let’s say this really was a thing.
Sure, just for the sake of argument, let’s say Obama really is planning on herding Texans into FEMA death camps disguised as Wal-Marts.
Why would he need the army?
Think about it. Why would you need some secret plot to get Texans into a Wal-Mart?
Announce a Veterans Day sale with 50% off all ammunition, Duck Dynasty camouflage, and frozen chicken nuggets, unlock the doors, and step the hell out of the way before you get trampled.
mdhutton1949 about 9 years ago
Shiny side out Greg, so as to reflect those Fed mind control rays.
LizardPriest about 9 years ago
Foiled.
SgtCedar about 9 years ago
Did the idiots ever wonder, if the federal government planned a military takeover of Texas, why would they announce the military exercise to the public?
katzenbooks45 about 9 years ago
Abbott makes Rick Perry look relatively sane.
fontenelle about 9 years ago
I’m ancient, but I never saw tin foil for sale as a child. I only saw aluminum foil.
RabbitDad about 9 years ago
Is Texas aware it is already part of the US? Sometimes I wonder.
Theodore E. Lind Premium Member about 9 years ago
There must be something in the water or air of Texas. They sure have an abundance of really strange people.
Spyderred about 9 years ago
I’m a Texan descended from people who came with Stephen Austin. It used to be a place filled with courteous, hospitable people who minded their own business. Now I weep for a state filled with people who elected Abbot over Wendy Davis, and Shrub over Ann Roberts.
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
I just want to know how they found out about all the Tunnels under the Wal Marts. Those are supposed to be a Huge Corporate secret because that’s where their Sweatshops are located.It’s so much Cheaper to import the Chinese Workers and have them make the stuff in the Basement than it is to pay for the Shipping of all that “Made In China” merchandise.And it’s not even Fraud because all the sweat shop slaves are Chinese and the Tunnels are listed as “China” on the Corporate property inventory.
Moley about 9 years ago
It’s not the air or water in Texas, it’s just that they have been listening to the crazy-right for longer than any other State. Wisconsin, Florida, Kansas, Arkansa, are catching up fast.
piobaire about 9 years ago
I wonder how many of the people who believe the conspiracy theories will turn around and encourage their representatives to approve an increased military budget,