Born in the mid-12th century, our vampire would have seen the rise of the Gothic architectural style: he might even have been the inspiration for a gargoyle/grotesque somewhere (maybe East-Central Europe). I bet he has a ton of Suger (abbot of Saint-Denis) jokes and puns….
farfle1954 over 9 years ago
I can totally relate to that…
markjoseph125 over 9 years ago
So, (stop me if you’ve heard this one), Peter the Lombard and Hugh de Morville, Lord of Cunningham, walk into a bar…
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I keep telling my younger friends to be older.
emjaycee over 9 years ago
But “Pullest my finger” is still a riot for anyone 400 years old.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
I was going to say something about the Battle of Hastings, but that was before his time.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
That can’t be Vlad the Impaler, he’d only be 584.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Born in the mid-12th century, our vampire would have seen the rise of the Gothic architectural style: he might even have been the inspiration for a gargoyle/grotesque somewhere (maybe East-Central Europe). I bet he has a ton of Suger (abbot of Saint-Denis) jokes and puns….
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. A common complaint amongst the undead elderly.