Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 18, 2015

Good luck running this in Monday’s newspaper…assuming anyone reads newspapers anymore.

A little harsh.

…and not what I would expect from Bliss.

Heads Up!

Might be a hockey manniquen.

That’s gotta hurt!

Russian hockey took some getting used to.

NOT appropriate and not funny.

What’s with some of these disapproving comments, nothing wrong with getting ahead in hockey.

What? No blood?

I don’t know, looks like a regular hockey game to me.

Oh puck!

Did it go in?

Horrid

Guy must’ve played for the DeCapitals.

Head shot?

Back in the late 70s, National Lampoon (is that even on the magazine shelves any more?) used to do a radio show; they released an album of bits from it. In one, you hear general crowd murmuring in the background, followed by a mechanical rushing sound, a chopping sound, the sound of something falling into a bin of some kind, and suddenly the crowd cheering wildly. “Well, there you have it,” intones an announcer, "At 3:27 of the second period, Guy Gilbert (pronounced “ghee zhill-bear” in this case) guillotined for high sticking! Let’s see that again in slow-motion!" Whereupon the sound effects were replayed at about half-speed, minus the crowd noises.

I didn’t realize that ISIS had an ice hockey team!