Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 22, 2015

At least they scared away those buzzards who had been circling.

They seek the Latest LAME.(Give it to them.)

Helicopters hover before they attack. If they’re circling, it probably means they are ready to mate.

The artistic value of this sketch with helicopters circling, is a Sunday kind of meet-in.

And the cop with the bull horn stepped out of the police car……………

There was barely time to grab a bug-out pack, my 700 page anti-technology manifesto and my supply of inks and quills for word processing.Who would have guessed that being an eco-warrior would make one unpopular with the authorities? And who would have ever foreseen that they could locate a single 8 by 12 foot structure in the middle of a public park space, made from discarded shipping pallets and plastic waste, only by the trash fire used for heat? It seems that I had under-estimated the usefulness of the Evil Technology they employed. Or, maybe the grubs and worms I was eating had micro-machines in them that were transmitting my location. I had long ago stopped taking the “medication” they were giving me, so it couldn’t be that. Yes. It had to be micro-machines in my food supply. I would have to risk using fire to cook my food, though even that concession to technology was placing my natural soul in mortal danger.(cont. on page 753)

It’s those black helicopters! The Spy Boys are gonna getcha!

Now just be still. This will only pinch for a moment.

Could be Calvin is making some snowmen down the block. That could explain the helicopters.

If the helicopters were blue, They’re just the Sheriff’s Secret Police. Of course if they are black, then they are from the World Government and if they’re yellow, they are from Strex Corp. Don’t worry, they are all here to observe and control you. Keep smiling!

Think about it before you answer … Is it possible that what you hear is helicopter moms?

… then Pooh covered the whole of the Hundred Acre Wood.

Now I got this stuck in my head: Frère Jacques, Frère JacquesAre you fleeing? Are you fleeing?Helicopters circling, helicopters circling…

Trapped in your illusion of normalcy.

Nice drawing. Seems a shame to disturb everything.

Under Ice

One side makes you larger.One side makes you small.The question is, Who are You?-As Alice could not think of any good reason and the Caterpillar seemed to be in a very unpleasant state of mind, she turned away.

‘Roun’ these parts, they’re big & green & full of jarheads.

I see mostly medical and news helicopters where I am.Both pretty much mean bad news for someone.

Well, since it was directed to me, and I am far from being able to be insulted, being as that I don’t actually exist, unless the Overlords become overzealous from some wretched complaint made, I see no reason for it to be deleted. It is, in fact, a fair question. Magic mushrooms are making quite a comeback in local sub-cultures.

I like mushrooms microwaved for 2 or 3 minutes, then just pop um down, no silly ones.

Also… have you read my comments?

Of course not. But after mating, the females eat the males to help provide nourishment for the young.

The Coast Guard’s are orange and white.

…with their choppers?

Premise accepted. Chuckle issued.