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Ralph: I'm home!
June: Dinner is almost ready! I hope you're hungry! Smooch But probably not, since you had a pastrami sandwich with onion rings 2 1/2 hours ago!
Ralph: My wife is a human breathalyzer!
Chrisstopher over 9 years ago
My wife does that to me whenever I use the debit card.
felinefan55 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pierce over at “Zits” can do that! Also Gus from “Psych”.
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
Pretty certain anyone could pick up pastrami and onion rings…
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m sure Ralph will be able to eat, it’s been a whole 2 1/2 hrs after all
locake over 9 years ago
How could she possibly know how long ago he ate?
comics guy 47 over 9 years ago
Oh man, pastrami sandwich with onion rings sounds great. But where?