B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 29, 2015

Surprise!

Hmm – a new strip mayhaps? Pre-B.C.?

Next time set an alarm.

The lung fish meets the two lung human…

The dangers of being lateSomebody else gets your place

And speaking perfect English as well…

WOW!

Didn’t you mean primordial snooze?

Prevent them?! God causes them! His little joke.

I wish someday to see a preacher on TV standing outside his demolished church and thanking God for only killing half the congregation. The Lord be praised!

The early fish catches the evolution…

So the dozens or hundreds infants and toddlers who died from being crushed or slowly suffocated in Nepal’s earthquake NEEDED to die at that time and place and by that method? That was the best way to save a 6-month-old’s soul? I disagree with you — God has some serious splainin’ to do.

However, since God does not exist, we need not expect much of an explanation.

it appears that some people have trouble getting off their soapbox. lighten up, guys.

There are those who have faith, and those who do not. Thankfully, God provides for both on this planet…

“…and that’s why God threw your parents in front of that bus.”[From “Telling a kid his parents are dead,” by Ed Bluestone]