Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 05, 2015

Uh-oh, it’s back to pig nose in p3.

Boo is mistaken. The name of the band is the Cystic Skanks.

Gil looks at least 20 years younger in P1. It’s not too surprising that nobody is interested in sitting in a Jeep with Miss Congeniality for the ride to Central City.

P3’s the face usually associated with lines like “And now we’re gonna sacrifice puppies to Satan to make the boys do our bidding. Ahahahahahahaha!!!!”.That being said, almost all states have restrictions on underage drivers prohibiting them from driving in a block from 11 PM to 5 AM (give or take), as well as varying prohibitions on underage or young passengers.

Central City, eh? I’m thinking Boo is planning to pimp out the girls to dear old dad at his hotel.

The last day of school in Maryland is next Friday. We still don’t appear to be close to the playdowns yet plus Tru has to ask Boo to the prom. After prom, Tru gets lucky with Boo resulting in her pregnancy which we won’t find out until mid October when football practice starts. Tru, instead of going to Miami of Ohio, starts working at the Copywrite Cafe to support his sudden family, ruining Gil’s chance to repeat as State Champion coach.

Nice ‘stache on Boo. But I’m curious – is the issue for this little excursion just a late night road trip, or will there be alcohol/ illegal substances involved as well? Are we dealing solely with a curfew violation, or is Miss Pampered going to wreck Daddy’s guilt gift? At the very least, the plot may actually be starting to move. Predictions, anyone?

Personally, I’m going with a car wreck in which Tru(e) messes up his arm.

This show was Boo’s 2nd choice. The Butthole Surfers concert was sold out.

Finally we get to see Boo crashing her Jeep that we were waiting for back at the start. Originally I thought we might see Big John pull her from the wreckage and cure his muteness, but considering he disappeared once he left Gil a banner I think that potential plot is gone.

P1- Gil looking like the casting call for a Cialis commercial

P3- She looks like the psychotic spawn of Judy Carne

Bitsy, no one puts CJ in the corner!!!!

….Wait, wrong movie…

Central City? Does this mean that Gil Thorp exists in the DC universe and that we can expect a visit from the Flash in an upcoming storyline?

I hope Central City has a cool theme song like Capital City.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Ulgtvx-NA

Yup, moral of the story time: Boo is either killed (hopefully) or one or more of her “friends” dies because of her driving. Tear jerker alert, get the kleenex ready.

The Mystic Pranks are on tour? I’m going to tap some keys and see if they’re coming to Big D!

I wouldn’t get into a lifeboat to escape a sinking Chinese rivercruiser with someone who looks like P3.

And we are getting set up for a Tru(e) Boo traffic accident since Tru(e) apparently is the only person who isn’t scared to death of Boo.

What kind of omen is this? As I read these comments predicting a wreck………… Radio Woodstock is playing “The END”.

Well speaking of forgetting, I guess the scouts—and my front-running coach—have forgotten about me. Time to jump the team and follow the Pranks around the country.

That is one scary broad in P3. And speaking of scary, was it scary thinking there was not going to be a MUT today? Well, you can now relax, here it is!