Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 24, 2015

Since those folks appear to be the only souls brave enough to try this restaurant, maybe they should leave before the chef busts both their eardrums and their guts…

That looks like the horns they blow at racetracks, so I think horse is on the menu.From what I hear, it tastes good, it’s just that some people have an unnatural attachment to horses & actually think they’re smart, they’re not.

Watch out for the Tomato Surprise!…..I worked in a restaurant….When somebody ordered the Chef’s Salad, I’d ask, “But then what’s the Chef gonna eat?”…

…and…the camera is rolling….

There was a horse that lost a leg in Hurricane Katrina, but survived. And there have been horses born with three legs that were fitted with prosthetic legs.

The problem for the horse has nothing to do with intelligence. The problem is weight and the ability to balance it. It all depends on the individual horse.

Kind of like those of us humans with disabilities. We’d be a bit upset if a one-size-fits-all rule was applied and we were all euthanized because one guy who lost his leg couldn’t figure out how to work with a prosthetic leg, or a wheelchair…

A fanfare for fine fare, fair food or fast fodder?

Oh dukedoug: that is just SOooo bad.

Ah! The old Chinese story trick!

The chef looks like someone out of Arsenic and Old Lace.

Great joke – I hadn’t heard that one before.

TA_DA!!

A new chef? Kinda Horney of him. Hope the surprise does not give an earache.

Apparently this is the beginning of this morning’s “In the Bleachers” strip!

“Blow, blow, blow the trumpet, List its clarion call today.Blow, blow, blow the trumpet, Ever calling to obey!”(I remember that as being part of a song we sang in chorus class during high school. I couldn’t find any mention of it on Google. Does anyone recognize it?)Not 100% sure I got all the words right.

I’m not sure I would eat in an empty restaurant if they seated me next to the kitchen. Not a good omen.

You have to wonder what they did to upset the Maitre d. An empty restuarant and they are seated by the kitchen?

My first LOL of the day!

Why are they seated near the kitchen? Well, it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if the chef had to walk across the room with his horn, now, would it? they’re just havin’ fun on a slow night….

" it’s that they’re too dumb to figure out how to walk on 3 legs."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.Guess it takes one to know one.

Didn’t this happen before, but with cymbals?

that should be considered a classic by any measure.

And Boy, was the Chef ever Surprised.

The last time I was exposed to Real Scots, I was at a party thrown by a group promoting a Convention in Glasgow.You never Heard so many bad Sheep and Kilt Jokes in your Life.But, the Scots Lassie telling them was Gorgeous, so we just Laughed all night… .