Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 04, 2015

Give a man enough rope…

Can’t win….Go back and watch the game, Arlo…..

Happens a lot lately…..

oh Arlo….. facepalm

One way to find out.

What games? Maybe she doesn’t feel sexy just then. Doesn’t mean Arlo had to insult her.

The word “sexy” means two different things in panels 1 and 3.

Poor Arlo, an Unforced Error!

Sexy has no expiration date.

In the eyes of the beholder. Arlo should not have let his temper get the best of him. Janis is insecure and unable to except that she could be sexy to any man including her husband.

“when you were younger, I meant when you were younger!”

Apply foot to mouth….

And you fell in oh, so easily…

So she wins twice. Once, because he did mean it in the first panel. Twice, because she has him on the run now.

oops

One is inclined to say nothing, however simple and innocent, when you are held wrong all the time or she uses it to start an argument.

Can’t she just say Thank You for the nice compliment?She’s lucky Arlo is still attracted to her after all of her putdowns.

That is a clear case of entrapment!

Ooooooooo, oh Arlo! You just put the “low” in Arlo.

There are some conversations with a woman that just Have no correct thing to say.I almost got caught once by the Classic:“Does this outfit make my Butt look Fat?”.Luckily for me, the woman I was dating at the time was on the Extra Petite side so my startled reply:“You Don’t Have a Butt” was acceptable..I mean, until I dated her, I didn’t even know that women’s panties Came in size Double Zero. .

Not hard to do Arlo.