Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 13, 2015
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Market: Bottled Water Improved! Now 25% Wetter!
Market: Bottled Water Improved! Now 25% Wetter!
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
Wetting agents known as surfactants are added to water used on golf course turf to help the water spread better in the soil as one use. Not for drinking water…………
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
The F&E toonists are not health nuts, they are are plain nuts….
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
F&E could have gotten away with “25% better” …….. or “Twice as much as the half-size bottle” …………
jbrown292 about 9 years ago
Just another way to charge more for the same thing! Companies are ALWAYS looking for a gimmick to charge more for the same product without any increased costs.
The “new” Hershey Kisses are the same size BUT air is whipped into the chocolate to increase the volume thus decreasing the amount of chocolate used AND increasing the profit margin!
renewed1 about 9 years ago
If consumers would think and not refer to luxuries as necessities none of these things would work. I like to tease my wife about buying something in a bottle that comes out of any available tap for a lot less.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
And made by your local Pat Retaw company… :-)
chromosome Premium Member about 9 years ago
Alcohol makes water wetter, too.
cwizard71 about 9 years ago
This is why I don’t buy bottled water. All the water I drink comes from the tap and it hasn’t caused me any problems.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 9 years ago
Wetter water is may be better for you than Light Water!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Ah, surface tensions are now lower…
benbrilling about 9 years ago
Not any sillier than “dry wine”.
Jim Kerner about 9 years ago
Have you ever tried Passover wine? It’s so thick that you have to cut with a knife!
jppjr about 9 years ago
I think I’m going to sell pouches of dehydrated water.