Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 03, 2015

Oh, Andy thought he was disturbing the peace again?

Good morning Andy ‘in the canal again’ fans. Since Andy is always broke, why does he need a wallet? Be happy and healthy my friends.

Andy should sue the police for inducing intimidation……..

“and Sir, ……………..the ferry left 10 minutes ago……………….

@beviek: how are you doing? ________@beviek: I especially like the Coca Cola sign.________Be well my friend.

When you get a leg cramp, pinch the skin directly under your nostrils. Somehow it short-circuits the pain signals. It’’s not perfect, but it works fast, making the attack much milder.Also, pressing under your sternum will stop hiccups.

Andy is all wet.

Andy is getting past it when he can’t even remember what he did wrong. Also, what exactly did Andy trip over? It doesn’t appear to serve a vital function, whatever it is.

Also, what exactly did Andy trip over?

It’s used to moor a boat or ship.

The quinine in tonic water will stop leg cramps. Add some gin if you want to.

Another unfunny strip.

xxx

Do you want a song request for tomorrow? I need one for Friday too.

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Blood Donation Suspension ends in: 23 days

Instead of a beached whale we have a beached luxury vehicle. Will it be considered an endanged vehicle? Be well my friends.

@beviekI hope you come through your surgery winning better than a rigged slot machine!

Don’t bother, officer. There’s never any money in it.