Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 04, 2015

Not that kind of conce-… oh, never mind.

An old one but still funny

He sits quietly, without an electronic device, and is dressed, too. We can’t really want anything better from him, can we?

Crust or point?

@TonyYour question doesn’t quite fit the strip.

Yeah and it would make more sense if this were today’s strip….

Which it is on Facebook….I’m just sayin’…..

By the way…. point, of course! Hands down, no question.Who would say crust?That’s just bread.

@TonyWhen it comes to pizza it’s πr2

But X… pizza pi are round.

oops

Maybe Tony needs to concentrate…….

When it comes to pizza, neither. That’s one vegetable I won’t eat.

Is he staring at a can of “Campbell’s Tomato Soup”?

Just add a can of water or milk…

What I don’t understand is when the bottle says twist to open. I dance the night away and it still doesn’t open. Any suggestions?

Sorry … couldn’t get past the 2nd panel….

And if the bottle says “shake well before using,” do you go outside, dig up your well, and…?

No, but after shaking I have this strange compulsion to rattle and roll…

ummm….apple, maybe?