Strange Brew by John Deering for June 01, 2015

Where do you put the quarters?

Real budget cuts would remove the bubble gum.

They sleep, float, and chew orbit.

I think those are the old style gum ball machines, don’t the new ones take credit cards or something?

I’m an old fart. I can still remember when the United States had a manned space program.

Phoenicians traveled far & Portagees spanned the globe. America once had a vision beyond each party trying to tear down everything the other tries to build.

Looks like more than the budget has been cut for the poor guy on our right.