Pickles by Brian Crane for May 31, 2015

yup been there and done that….hubby got rid of sheets

Satin sheets are not for sleeping on. They’re for looking at.

Last fall my wife got flannel sheets for winter. They are warmer than regular sheets but when I turned from one side to the other, my skivvies didn’t move with me.

Ah, the ’70s!

Earl must have been wearing satin pajamas, as well.

Earl must have been wearing satin pajamas, as well.

Earl must have been wearing satin pajamas, as well.

I still have a waterbed ( motionless ) But got rid of the silk sheets. They’re dangerous.

“Splurge”, huh?

<Water bed…>

Surf’s up! Memories….

flannel sheets yaaah. only good thing in winter

Satin sheets. Now that is what I call luxurious!

xxx

Over-rated and hard on the back as they “hammock” too much. Plus upkeep is a bi—— um female dog.

We got rid of our water bed and the sheets we got for the new one were so slippery we had to get flannel sheets. That was fine in December, but we’re trying to figure out what to do now that it’s getting warm at night and the sheets are too heavy.

Friend of mine decided to “Armour All” the leather seats in his Mustang..Bad idea..I got in the passenger side and almost ended up in his lap..We’re friends,but, not that kind of friends.He yelled “get offa me man. I don’t play that!” Ha

I bought some flowered sheets back in the 60s. The Late and Unlamented told me they “made him dizzy”. I told him to turn off the light and close his eyes. Three nights in a row. He just wanted me to remake the bed. Nuts.

When I was a kid, my parent got satin sheets. They were so slippery that the pillows would slide off the bed all by themselves during the day, even though no one was around.