Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 12, 2015

Is that Cal Worthington’s dog Spot?

Must be Perry’s side job.

Oh, There you are, Not Perry!

but does that pitch man not only stand by his windows but stand on them?

Wow, first, he’s a secret agent, then he’s pitching Lunchables®, and now he’s pitching vinyl windows. What’s next?

Is Platypi the plural for Platypus?

Can’t say you weren’t warned, Lio.I hate a platypus pitchman, too….

More true words were never spoken.

AAAHHHHHH!!! HE’S A SALESMAN!

Is Cal Worthington now selling replacement windows and siding; i.e., a “tin man”?

I thought he only peddled cars and trucks…

Oh boy.

Watch out Lio: if you don’t buy his product, he’s liable to sting you!

Oh NOOOO! Not a window salesman! Evil incarnate!

Especially vinyl windows which are junk — go with wood or fiberglass composite (know that because the former owner of my house put in vinyl which I’ve had to replace…)

Must be platy glass.

At least it’s not Amway!

…‘n’ mind me platypus duck, Bill, mind me platypus duck….