Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 25, 2015

So does Dean need to climb the burning rope, being that he is suspended that high?

That’s quite a Chinese scramble.

1992 Wisconsin—Any wonder why this country is going broke.

Studying cow flatulence may, on the surface, seem frivolous. But in actuality, it is a very serious problem as millions of cattle put out copious amounts of methane into the atmosphere every day.

How much methane do humans put in the air ?

Global warming is caused by all the hot air coming from Congress!

Didn’t Reagan have something to say about cow flatulence?

Escaping from a straight jacket when hanging upside down looks more dramatic than doing it while right side up. But, it is easier upside down.

Poot. — hahahaaaa!

Little known fact..Houdini s greatest trick was dangling from a rope while a burning cow was above him on fire(He was eating Cretaceous eggs Benedict at the time)

Too many off-topic comments.

Some Especially stubborn cases of Obama Derangement Syndrome today..That’s OK. It’s Covered by ObamaCare.

Hang Fire is what you call it when you Pull the trigger and the gun Doesn’t go BANG even though it IS Loaded..That sort of round Has been known to go off about a Minute Later, though, so it is recommended that you Keep the gun pointed Away from yourself for a couple minutes.Then, if the round still hasn’t gone Bang, throw it away.

They will never convince me that cows used for food produce more methane than the vast herds of buffalo that roamed the great plains several centuries ago.

Can’t be a Cretaceous oasis because the eggs are too old for that period.

That should be spelled ‘straitjacket’ or, more correctly, ‘strait-jacket.’