Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 10, 2015

So even Wizards give in to the crazy compulsion to buy too many grilling accessories…

“Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.”

Who are these friends they have? The Duke, Bung, Rodney, what’s her name – his heartthrob, and…the Fink? Is the Fink anyone’s friend?

Those grills are all smaller than Henry…

Want.

You can NEVER go overboard on grills! Well, perhaps when they’re bigger than your house…

I thought Henry was the grill master.

Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.Everything in moderation… including moderation!

You know you’ve gone overboard with your grill when it is as large as a small blast furnace and you need a burning permit just to fire it up.

For a dark wizard, he’s rather inconsistently benign.

Obsessions with grills has gone on a long time. When my parents bought a house back in 1958, besides a kitchen, it had a second room with two indoor brick grills. In the back yard was a small house with screened walls that held two more grills. Next to that was an open patio that held an additional two grills.

Someone tell him he needs a giant ceramic charcoal Kamado to go with that setup

Too late for lunch now… I’m thinking about dinner!

What’s cookin’ Wiz?This is making me hungry…It makes sense Wiz is always making spells and concoctions over a fire..I can smell beef brisket!..It’s whats for dinner!

Maybe the sixth friend is the Spook.

Best Grill I’ve seen is the indoor one with an outdoor view as part of a big pool

http://fox13now.com/2014/08/16/this-incredible-2-million-pool-in-utah-is-better-than-a-water-park/