Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2015

It’s Saturday and Stephan has plans.

What would we have seen if Rat had asked for “sex on the beach”?

It’s always a slow day. I think it’s an epidemic.

Two thumbs down? Nah, make it two thousand.

It made ME laugh.

Good thing Rat didn’t order a shot and a beer!

Is it a sin tequila mocking rat?

“Fuzzy navel? But you’ve already got one!”

Cartoon-Boy did go kinda light on this strip, didn’t he, Rat?So, does this become a baseball-bat day, or do we let him off with the verbal barb? —It is the weekend….

It wouldn’t be humorous if he didn’t break down the 4th wall on these.

The chaser needs/should have a butcher knife. Admittedly, rat is not blind blind, he’s just blind to anyone but himself.

Do English majors order a Bard and Chaucer?

call me a taxi – (drum roll) – o.k. you’re a taxi!! – (rim shot)-don’t know why but it made me think of this joke sequence

Would one of the be a Hop, Skip, and Go Naked?

A beautiful woman walks into a bar full of bachelors and orders a shot of whiskey.The bartender asks if she wants a chaser with it. She says “Hon, in another minute they’ll all be chasing me.”

After that he will probably need a little breather.

“Gimme three steps…”

Freddie Kruger would have been better

It made me laugh! But even if Stephen has a slow day, he’s still funnier than most other strips.

it’s tough when you live on your front steps

Well, I thought it was rather amusing.

But that’s just me.

xxx

No legs on that so called runner !

why only a shot

Nope, a general strike. With a lightning walk out by the laughs and chuckles department.