Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2015
June 26, 2015
June 28, 2015
Transcript:
Bartender: Hey, Rat, you want anything else with your shot of tequila?
Rat: Yeah. Gimme a chaser.
Guy: Okay, start running.
Rat: Slow day in the humor factory?
Cartoon-Boy did go kinda light on this strip, didn’t he, Rat?So, does this become a baseball-bat day, or do we let him off with the verbal barb? —It is the weekend….
A beautiful woman walks into a bar full of bachelors and orders a shot of whiskey.The bartender asks if she wants a chaser with it. She says “Hon, in another minute they’ll all be chasing me.”
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
It’s Saturday and Stephan has plans.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
What would we have seen if Rat had asked for “sex on the beach”?
cdgar about 9 years ago
It’s always a slow day. I think it’s an epidemic.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Two thumbs down? Nah, make it two thousand.
Queen of America about 9 years ago
It made ME laugh.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 9 years ago
Good thing Rat didn’t order a shot and a beer!
Arianne about 9 years ago
Is it a sin tequila mocking rat?
nerdhoof about 9 years ago
“Fuzzy navel? But you’ve already got one!”
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Cartoon-Boy did go kinda light on this strip, didn’t he, Rat?So, does this become a baseball-bat day, or do we let him off with the verbal barb? —It is the weekend….
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
It wouldn’t be humorous if he didn’t break down the 4th wall on these.
Al Nala about 9 years ago
The chaser needs/should have a butcher knife. Admittedly, rat is not blind blind, he’s just blind to anyone but himself.
Digital Frog about 9 years ago
Do English majors order a Bard and Chaucer?
Saddenedby Premium Member about 9 years ago
call me a taxi – (drum roll) – o.k. you’re a taxi!! – (rim shot)-don’t know why but it made me think of this joke sequence
kaffekup about 9 years ago
Would one of the be a Hop, Skip, and Go Naked?
nosirrom about 9 years ago
A beautiful woman walks into a bar full of bachelors and orders a shot of whiskey.The bartender asks if she wants a chaser with it. She says “Hon, in another minute they’ll all be chasing me.”
Rwill about 9 years ago
After that he will probably need a little breather.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
“Gimme three steps…”
krcaddis about 9 years ago
Freddie Kruger would have been better
Stocky One about 9 years ago
It made me laugh! But even if Stephen has a slow day, he’s still funnier than most other strips.
Nicholas Taylor about 9 years ago
it’s tough when you live on your front steps
Number Three about 9 years ago
Well, I thought it was rather amusing.
But that’s just me.
xxx
juicebruce about 9 years ago
No legs on that so called runner !
{Read bio} rat the overthrow over 1 year ago
why only a shot
alantain about 1 year ago
Nope, a general strike. With a lightning walk out by the laughs and chuckles department.