Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 22, 2015

I think he’s lost all Ctrl.

They ALT to stop him.

Ralph, I’m afraid that shifty key was convicted of a capital crime.

that guy just wants to go HOME…he is not in the CLEAR yet

Their numbers are locked in and the warden won’t delete their sentences; time for this escape to end.

There was no space for them.

How did he pick the caps lock?

cyber security

Watch that ALT key. He has an identity crisis. And the other one with the ConTRoL issues. And there’s that stuck up Tilde, over there away from everyone else. And they all get off the street when they see that thug, DEL, coming.

Time to find the duo CTRL + Z to save the day!

ESC is joining up with the rechargeable batteries, they’re all revolting.

CTRL+ALT+DEL should only be attempted by we Lettered computer masters.

I once briefly worked with some LISP machines with keyboards that had the usual CTRL, ALT, SHIFT, etc., but also META and HYPER keys. Some of the keyboard shortcuts could use five or six simultaneous keys, as in META-HYPER-SHIFT-ALT-CTRL-TAB. Referring to a piano keyboard, these were called ‘chords’.

To all the “Keyboard” comments—Let’s all give them a hand…….!!