Pickles by Brian Crane for June 15, 2015

LOL

The boy can’t tell the difference between a tote and a purse, he has no business with girls.

Have Grandma and Grandpa get you the box of 120 crayons, Nelson! You can have any girl you want then!

the one who dies with the most crayons wins

What is the difference between a tote and a purse ????

It’s not your girlfriend, it’s just your turn…

I think Earl pretty much sums up life here.

Goes back to the old saying…" He who dies with the most toys wins ".

My poster reads…" He who dies with the most toys still DIES "

The 64 pack of crayons sounds like a wordplay which contrasts what a little girl likes with the women who prefer superfit men with a 6-pack.

The instinctual mating urge turns even the prepubescent toward materialism, it seems..Life would be so much simpler if we manly men didn’t feel the need to impress females — kind of like Earl’s life, in fact.

Wait until Nelson is in his teens!

Thankfully, I’ve avoided all that relationship stuff so far.

xxx

good luck nelson. someday you’ll find a girl who doesn’t care about the number of crayons. maybe, someday, i will too

Well, it makes sense. Many male birds are very colorful to attract the girls. More crayons, more color.

and a large percentage of men will look for trophy wife after trophy wife, or at least a sweet young thing… for keeps or on the side, and forget child support. You can yell, but we see it all the time.

I wasn’t well liked in school, but when I had that 64-box of crayons….people warmed up to me. Just think if they’d had the 96 or 120 pack back then!

Nelson, colored pencils and markers are better. XD! If he only knew that girlfriends get better…