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The instinctual mating urge turns even the prepubescent toward materialism, it seems..Life would be so much simpler if we manly men didn’t feel the need to impress females — kind of like Earl’s life, in fact.
and a large percentage of men will look for trophy wife after trophy wife, or at least a sweet young thing… for keeps or on the side, and forget child support. You can yell, but we see it all the time.
I wasn’t well liked in school, but when I had that 64-box of crayons….people warmed up to me. Just think if they’d had the 96 or 120 pack back then!
CalLadyQED over 9 years ago
LOL
KZ71 over 9 years ago
The boy can’t tell the difference between a tote and a purse, he has no business with girls.
bookworm0812 over 9 years ago
Have Grandma and Grandpa get you the box of 120 crayons, Nelson! You can have any girl you want then!
jslabotnik over 9 years ago
the one who dies with the most crayons wins
jimgamer over 9 years ago
What is the difference between a tote and a purse ????
tahoeh2o over 9 years ago
It’s not your girlfriend, it’s just your turn…
ksu71 over 9 years ago
I think Earl pretty much sums up life here.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Goes back to the old saying…" He who dies with the most toys wins ".
My poster reads…" He who dies with the most toys still DIES "
Manga Enthusiast over 9 years ago
The 64 pack of crayons sounds like a wordplay which contrasts what a little girl likes with the women who prefer superfit men with a 6-pack.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 9 years ago
The instinctual mating urge turns even the prepubescent toward materialism, it seems..Life would be so much simpler if we manly men didn’t feel the need to impress females — kind of like Earl’s life, in fact.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Wait until Nelson is in his teens!
Thankfully, I’ve avoided all that relationship stuff so far.
xxx
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
good luck nelson. someday you’ll find a girl who doesn’t care about the number of crayons. maybe, someday, i will too
puddymom over 9 years ago
Well, it makes sense. Many male birds are very colorful to attract the girls. More crayons, more color.
kattbailey over 9 years ago
and a large percentage of men will look for trophy wife after trophy wife, or at least a sweet young thing… for keeps or on the side, and forget child support. You can yell, but we see it all the time.
bookworm0812 over 9 years ago
I wasn’t well liked in school, but when I had that 64-box of crayons….people warmed up to me. Just think if they’d had the 96 or 120 pack back then!
komickat over 9 years ago
Nelson, colored pencils and markers are better. XD! If he only knew that girlfriends get better…