What the heck, let’s do a whole verse:.Once upon a midday sunny, With my suntan lotion runny,Over many a hot and burning beaches of near molten sandWhile I tried to catch a few rays, having only just a few daysTo enjoy the summer’s new craze, “Purple Haze” played by the bandIt’s just Jimi H, I muttered, “Purple Haze” played by the band,So I lay there and got tanned.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Seagull, go ahead and do it while you’re up there.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
I look at that bird, and I keep thinking of The Partridge Family.
cdward about 9 years ago
Once upon a midday sunny, With my suntan lotion runny…
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 9 years ago
…sand in my shorts was feeling funny…
lanceavila about 9 years ago
Genius.
steverinoCT about 9 years ago
“A beach so sandy with…poultry.”
jadoo823 about 9 years ago
…no, no, don’t start again, this is getting interesting…
cdward about 9 years ago
What the heck, let’s do a whole verse:.Once upon a midday sunny, With my suntan lotion runny,Over many a hot and burning beaches of near molten sandWhile I tried to catch a few rays, having only just a few daysTo enjoy the summer’s new craze, “Purple Haze” played by the bandIt’s just Jimi H, I muttered, “Purple Haze” played by the band,So I lay there and got tanned.
pschearer Premium Member about 9 years ago
Adultery: the state of being an adult.