Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2015

At least he wasn’t replaced by a windshield wiper.

I need to start using that insult, if only for the confused looks I’d get.

“Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”

“I’m a sand-witch.”

It’s insulting depending on what kind of sandwich. Not a hero, but a [bleep] sandwich.

I´d like to refute that, and state people are more easily insulted these days – due to being insulted by pretty much anything. :)

That is because people are more active and fit today-makes it easier to fly off the handle, build a mountain our of a molehill and climb into a high dudgeon today.

“He’s a grinder. He’ll grind you to dirt if he wins.”

I would think calling a dragon any name would be a risky business.

" ‘The sailor loves the sea when thewind blows fair. / The Arab loves the desert and thesand which is there. The farmer…’ Sandwiches…" —-Danny Kaye, “The Inspector General.”

What’s with another break in updates?

Few politicians these days could be called a “po’ boy.” Bill Clinton was a “grinder,” and Anthony Weiner was a… well, you get the idea.

Technically he couldn’t run for president because he comes from a different country, Greater Llewellynlland.