Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 27, 2015

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    pearlsbs  over 9 years ago

    Gotta agree with Arlo on that.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Janis, I suggest you take the old wait and see approach. Give him the weight, and see.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Today I went with a girlfriend to a Korean spa. We had a delicious Korean lunch, sat in the sauna, lay in sand in rooms that were 150 degrees, into pools of water varying in temperatures from cold to hot and then a full body scrub all done butt nekkid! The only women with perfect bodies are in Playboy etc, and they’re probably airbrushed to perfection. You look wonderful Janis. Embrace your sags, wrinkles, and looseness. We rock!!

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    PettyMower  over 9 years ago

    Perky is not a necessity….but it’s also not over-rated.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Oh, I don’t know, I kinda like perky…Star Gazers, too…

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It is a good thing people have to wear clothes. Imagine going to the grocery store and everyone was naked. You could go blind. However, there was that one young brunette on the treadmill at the YMCA. That would have been poetry in motion…

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    AliCom  over 9 years ago

    Janis spends way too much time ‘berating’ her body. She’d get on my nerves.

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    ARLOS DAD  over 9 years ago

    Maybe it’s that old mirror…..

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    FosterGrant  over 9 years ago

    Not really.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Sure, you’re showing your age. That’s how you know how hot you are. It’s the hotness that gray cannot dim and gravity cannot overcome. .(Of course, he’s now stepped in it again, and she’s about to demand he explain whether she was never perky or whether he didn’t like her so well when she was. He will be forced to recover by telling her it’s not that she wasn’t perky and wonderful before but that she’s gotten so much better than he could have imagined back then.).((Guys, I’m an expert. If you’re not highly experienced at this stuff, rehearse your lines to yourself a few times before opening your mouth. It’s real easy to say the wrong thing and get yourself in even deeper.))

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    nosirrom  over 9 years ago

    So Janis is loose. No wonder Arlo perks up whenever she’s in her nightgown.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    i figure it depends on whether you are talking ‘love’ or ‘lust’ as to the truth of arlo’s statement. ‘love’ goes way beyond body parts, proportions, sexual stimulation and includes forever commitment, and intimacy with caring about the other person involved. ‘lust’ simply demands ones sexual drive be stimulated and ones sexual satisfaction be fulfilled or one goes elsewhere with no regard concerning the other human being who is the target of the lust.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Deep attraction isn’t deterred by a little aging. Infatuation maybe.

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    bsqnbay  over 9 years ago

    Arlo has forgotten how nice perky really is!

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    jerrythemacguy  over 9 years ago

    Generally speaking, women dress to impress other women. It is a lifelong competition.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Perky can poke an eye out.

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    jimsr  over 9 years ago

    I’ve been married 40+ years. My better half has aged like fine wine. Great to begin with and ever getting better.

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    rroush Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’m sure Arlo probably enjoyed perky when it was available to him.

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    Dr. Whom   over 9 years ago

    I want to know how Jimmy J knows so much about what’s going on in my marriage.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    “You look good to me.”“What do you know? You’re just an old man.”“An old man who thinks you look good.”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    “This is one of the things that get me about women, they are always going to great lengths to look attractive and sexy, but when men notice that they are attractive & sex we’re pigs.”.Much depends on how you say it.“Thanks.” sometimes gets a look of confusion and some tucking in of secondary female features.“Very pretty.”Usually gets a thanks and a smile“Nice new hair style, even though I liked the old one too.”Is usually acceptable.“Green hair looks good on you”usually gets a look of confusion and yet a smile.Actually, even“Ungh, WOMAN!”seldom draws a complaint — unless it is a man and I don’t make that mistake as often as I used to.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Janis, Janis, Janis… sigh…

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    Terrence Feenstra Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Wasn’t it Flounder who said, “A perky set of bongos is a perky set of bongos.”

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    slsharris  over 9 years ago

    Arlo’s applicable part isn’t probably any too perky either, according to statistics…

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    “perky is way overrated” Actually it’s not! But comes a time when it is destined to be admired from afar. Just because a man puts all his money on one thoroughbred doesn’t mean he can’t watch the race! :o}

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