The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 10, 2015

Bring Eddie and see which he wants.

I’ve never purchased sunblock by the “whack”. Maybe that’s why I have carcinomas?

I see now.

An old friend had a lucrative sideline at his job. But it got him 10 years in prison, which he’s still serving because the sentence keeps growing since he refuses to “behave”, though he blames corrupt guards. His employer ended up folding too because of all the legal trouble with the city and losing all his staff.

So, you must be a vampire.

I worked 3rd shift for about 5 years, that was almost 20 years ago and even now if I’m not careful I find myself staying up to 5A or later without realizing how late it is. Fortunately (?) I’m on disability so I don’t have to worry about going in to work with just 1 or 2 hours of sleep.

THat’s not a bad plan, in fact.

Notice that Toby’s friend applied the sunblock to his own nose.