New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 16, 2015

Jerry Seinfeld (parody): “What’s the deal with college kids not wanting to be racist?” (“Animation Domination High-Def,” 2015-06-13)

Anita is pretty cute.

You’ve triggered me with your blatant fat-shaming.

Yep, she said some mildly critical things about the treatment of women in video games and certain videogame players on the internet went monkey feces.

And woe to those who still call him “Bruce.”

To utter the very name, “Sarkeesian” is to bring about a rain of Gamergaters who will utter vulgarities and ignorance so foul as to blot out whatever sun makes it onto the internet..

…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

That was a line from Al Pacino’s character (or was it Dustin Hoffman?) in the movie Author, Author: “You know how you can tell if someone is Armenian? His name rhymes with Armenian.”