Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 18, 2010

All gold diggers feel that way, you’re not alone…

I’m pretty sure that’s way too much to ask!

Well speaking as a man, uh yes, yes my dear it IS too much to ask.

For such a perfect flower, only a billionaire will do.

My nickel says she will have her way

Note to millionaires: Don’t drink any coffee she makes. It’s likely to be a trifle too strong, if you get my meaning.

No one wants a Black Widow like wife. Also, when have one that talks to teddy-bears. You have bigger issues…

She finally found one, but then it turned out that he didn’t OWN millions, he OWED millions….

Um, yeah.

I’ve been told to Drop Dead and usually before the plucking

Marry a closeted Gay designer: “Girl, those shoes are to die for!” (I believe those are pluck me shoes.)

Pluck like a butterfly, sting like a wasp (and accidentally leave the Epi-Pen at home)

Sudden Ancient Millionaire Death Syndrome.

Morticians hate it, John: It’s nearly impossible to get the smiles of the victims’ faces.

My comment disappeared for some reason. Oh well, I will gladly pluck her and then arrange for her early funeral. She will be missed, but I aim to deliver.

nope, the comic c’est la vie has a talking stuffed bunny named smokey