All gold diggers feel that way, you’re not alone…
I’m pretty sure that’s way too much to ask!
Well speaking as a man, uh yes, yes my dear it IS too much to ask.
For such a perfect flower, only a billionaire will do.
My nickel says she will have her way
Note to millionaires: Don’t drink any coffee she makes. It’s likely to be a trifle too strong, if you get my meaning.
No one wants a Black Widow like wife. Also, when have one that talks to teddy-bears. You have bigger issues…
She finally found one, but then it turned out that he didn’t OWN millions, he OWED millions….
Um, yeah.
I’ve been told to Drop Dead and usually before the plucking
Marry a closeted Gay designer: “Girl, those shoes are to die for!” (I believe those are pluck me shoes.)
Pluck like a butterfly, sting like a wasp (and accidentally leave the Epi-Pen at home)
Sudden Ancient Millionaire Death Syndrome.
freeholder1…brilliant! I’m hoping to die of Sudden Ancient Millionaire Death Syndrome myself some day.
Morticians hate it, John: It’s nearly impossible to get the smiles of the victims’ faces.
My comment disappeared for some reason. Oh well, I will gladly pluck her and then arrange for her early funeral. She will be missed, but I aim to deliver.
nope, the comic c’est la vie has a talking stuffed bunny named smokey
June 21, 2014
margueritem almost 15 years ago
All gold diggers feel that way, you’re not alone…
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
I’m pretty sure that’s way too much to ask!
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
Well speaking as a man, uh yes, yes my dear it IS too much to ask.
LittleYipScream almost 15 years ago
For such a perfect flower, only a billionaire will do.
spirit42 almost 15 years ago
My nickel says she will have her way
mjmsprt40 almost 15 years ago
Note to millionaires: Don’t drink any coffee she makes. It’s likely to be a trifle too strong, if you get my meaning.
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
No one wants a Black Widow like wife. Also, when have one that talks to teddy-bears. You have bigger issues…
cdward almost 15 years ago
She finally found one, but then it turned out that he didn’t OWN millions, he OWED millions….
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
Um, yeah.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I’ve been told to Drop Dead and usually before the plucking
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Marry a closeted Gay designer: “Girl, those shoes are to die for!” (I believe those are pluck me shoes.)
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Pluck like a butterfly, sting like a wasp (and accidentally leave the Epi-Pen at home)
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Sudden Ancient Millionaire Death Syndrome.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
freeholder1…brilliant! I’m hoping to die of Sudden Ancient Millionaire Death Syndrome myself some day.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Morticians hate it, John: It’s nearly impossible to get the smiles of the victims’ faces.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
My comment disappeared for some reason. Oh well, I will gladly pluck her and then arrange for her early funeral. She will be missed, but I aim to deliver.
trekkermint almost 15 years ago
nope, the comic c’est la vie has a talking stuffed bunny named smokey