Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 18, 2015

You got hungry on the way home, didn’t you, mister? Shame on you.

From the look on her face, she is saying: ‘Buster’, if you think I’m gonna believe that story, I have ’some prime real estate in the Mojave Desert I want to sell you ! ! ! ! !

Next time she should pick it up and leave him to set the table and get the drinks ready!

Next time she should pick it up and leave him to set the table and get the drinks ready!

Next time she should pick it up and leave him to set the table and get the drinks ready!

Wife used to bring home a 5-pack of soda every now and again…

when I was a kid had the same problem when I brought fresh baked bread from the bakery on my bike

I can’t imagine eating a slice of pizza in the car or truck! I can barely eat a candy bar without getting something on my shirt…

Hah! For me, it has sometimes been 2 or 3 slices that turn out to be “missing” when I get home.

The aroma of pizza (or french fries) on the way home is nearly irresistible, but DON’T DO IT! The grease contamination of every surface in the car is not worth it!Well, maybe it is, but DON’T DO IT!

When my wife or I go to pick up dinner, whether pizza, Chinese, or burgers and fries, the food always goes in the trunk!

Eliminates two problems, first the temptation to sample, and second the stench that will permeate the car interior for weeks to come…