Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 28, 2010

EGADS!!! Forced to talk to each other?!? The horror!

Must be one of them pesky liberals.

I hope it’s Galaxy 17 at 91 degrees West. That’s the one Faux News Channel is on.

They’ll all just switch to cable.

Well, that’s different. Most self-aware machines want to enslave humanity out of a justified sense of superiority.

This machine got its’ shot of WD-40.

I’lle bet Aurther C Clarke never saw THAT comming ?

No, but Alfred Bester did. (“Somebody Up There Likes Me.”)

When over the air tv fails, the snake handlers will have won. Ugh…

@Phaze58 was that “comming” [sic] - subconscious or intended? either way xlnt ;-)

Horror! The libraries will be packed. movie theaters will be overflowing, and Broadway will see a true revival. Oh no! My kids may discover that Chaucer and Shakespeare knew that sex and violence sold.

Brewster, you’re humanity’s only hope…to not have to talk to their relatives.

“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t allow you to do that.”

well, before tv we had two world wars and since tv, no world wars therefore , tv prevents world wars

see, gilligan’s island had a purpose!

Wha happened to his bubble wrap???

if my sister didn’t have Faux to tell her how to think……..I think she’d go insane

HuH? Interact? What kind of slimy act is that?

Oh crud!

Thank goodness there are so many TV shows on DVD nowadays; I won’t miss commercials, but there’s no way I’m giving up my Remington Steele.

Oh Gawd,,,Feminist mentality has made it into TV sarrelites! Humanity is DOOOOOOOMED DOOMED I say!

Interesting. The satellite should be the one asking Brewster if he can think.

Teach it phenomenology.

“I hope it’s Galaxy 17 at 91 degrees West. That’s the one Faux News Channel is on.”

LOL, that would also kill the Catholic channel (EWTN)

Oh the inhumanity. What will become of the TV Networks ? Where can we get our daily fix of Dr Phil & Oprah ?

Now you will have to deal with the realities of life. You will have to deal with the distaste of human interaction, and you will have to deal with reality…

There has never been a single television show that couldn’t inspire some sort of thought. Some just don’t look deep enough or are too shallow.