Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 08, 2015

Can you bench press that chair a number of times?

“You wind egg!” is my new insult. Thanks, Teresa.Found this photo of a wind egg and a fun-to-read Q&A. I get a kick out of learning new words.

I’ve probably missed the yolk here.

On a spindle lathe a threading attachment uses bit to cut a thread in a drilled part at a certain feed and speed. When the yolk engages or pops the bit spins out at twice the feed and speed. This creates a part with a thread cut in it.

Sometimes known as a brain fart, an idea that will produce nothing but a bad smell. These are often issued by lame administrators or those administrators who have outlived their usefulness in their organization. The normal means of eliminating them is by promotion, a process that many people feel is cruel, though the victims of promotion seldom experience any pain or discomfort in the process of their elimination.

That is a lovely chair … I think I would hug it too.

And it’s a lovely strip that not only gives us such art, but also explains new vocab entries for us, too.

That chair seems to be made for face sitting!!! -Here’s wind in your face!!! Live long and prosper.

Oh, sure! Just because someone left a foul fowl odor on your beloved chair, blame it on the “wind egg.” —As though anyone would believe that!

Find a way to mass produce them for people who only want the “whites” anyway, but enjoy the ritual of making eggs from the natural container.

Infecund. Now there’s a word you don’t see in Garfield, Love Is or Family Circle every day

Eggs are still escalating in price at a slower rate than cigarettes, but I suppose that a wind egg might be similar to an e-cig vape machine.Now I will be telling people to go suck a wind egg, and they will not understand and shun me for being weird.Life is good that way.