FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 23, 2015

Peter, the bottomless pit.

Peter, it’s “All you can eat”. That means you eat it there, not elsewhere.

You go now! You go NOW! – John Pinette.

I had friends who could eat like that. If I tried eating pizza for six hours straight when I was Peter’s age, I still wouldn’t be eating pizza to this day. :(

There was a former pro football player. As a teenager, a certain restaurant chain had his picture plastered at each location in the state with the admonition to not admit on ‘all you can eat’ chicken night.

With his mom vegie Pete know a great thing and yet keeps eating. I feel my weight climbing.

Our officer’s club had an all-you-can eat prime rib night. There was one guy who could pack it away by the pound. We asked the manager if he lost money on him.

“On him I lose money. On the people who come in just to watch him eat, I make money.”

Peter vs. Jughead vs. Dagwood: Who would win the eating contest?

So the Pizza place, that probably doesn’t deliver, is open past midnight?

If Peter Fox goes on a diet there would be enough food to make world hunger history.