FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 02, 2015

Can’t get enough Quincy.

When I heard they put cuttlefish and treefrog DNA, I completely called the camouflage aspect.

Seriously, why else would you put something like that in a dinosaur that big? She doesn’t need to hide!

Poikilothermal is the scientific term. It means they need to heat up by surrounding temperature instead of an internal metabolism. So I doubt they would show up against the background heat.

Well…you’re supposed to have fun with a pet, correct? I’d say this qualifies, especially since Quincey got something out of it too.

and, you can outrun a t-rex while holding a flare and wearing high heels

The mango piece was doused in diesel fuel, so it survived.

Grapes are the “Red Shirts” of the fruit world? I guess that makes sense…

The comments are always full of people making a whole new fantasy. I swear, in twenty years I’m going to see: “The war of the fruit”, by Night-Gaunt49 with an appendix detailing how grapes fight.

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i wish i had an iguana, i would want to do that