Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for July 21, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “Obscenely wealthy” works better.

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    ant  over 9 years ago

    I don’t get it.

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    emptc12  over 9 years ago

    Or as a politically-connected judge supposedly once said, “I’m entitled to a jury of my peers. Ordinary people right off the street are NOT my peers!” This was in Cook County, IL, so it’s probably true.

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    John Falstaff  over 9 years ago

    Is that chicken a former running back with expensive Italian shoes?

    I remember a character on some TV sitcom saying to another, “It’s OK (to kill my husband)—I’ve got enough money to get away with one murder.”

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    Nobody_Important  over 9 years ago

    As apposed to pleading infamous?

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    johngregor Premium Member over 9 years ago

    My friend Walter Perković pled famous once. The judge added an extra 3 months.

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