Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 07, 2015

Well, colonoscopies are getting more interesting.

But….donut make my brown eyes blue. (Crystal Gale)

Always eat two doughnuts, then you will have one for each hip.

Yeah, like it needs directions.

So does beer take the detour to the belly?

So it is true! They do go straight to the hips. Looks like this one didn’t even spend a moment on the lips. Must have been inhaled.