Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 02, 2010

Such a let down…

But this let down taste delicious.

Remember, Lio! Mustard, but NO ketchup! Make it right, and he will like it!

A Boa and His Dog.

@Sisyphos ….Windy City Style!

Shouldn’t the dog in the snake’s imagination have heat lines coming off of it? After all, it is supposed to be a HOT dog.

From happy to pouty in two seconds flat….

He wanted it raw.

I bet the Boa could squeeze ever drop out of the mustard container

There is no way they are in Chicago: food carts are not permitted … yet

Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs, The Dogs Kids Love to Bite!

Do not sing this at 3AM. Believe me.

Coyotoy, nice one.

Right back at you Lewreader with:

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner …

coyotoy. Harlan Ellison called and wants to use that in his next twisted version of that little tale.

Eckrich merely makes such good hot dogs, they don’t need the theme song.

Finally: Knocked that one out of the Ball Park, Mark.

Lewreader, is it ok to wish you were an Oscar Mayer wiener at 3AM?

Coyoty wins at the internet today.

And the winner is…………..COYOTY!!!!

Dachshunds, tasty dachshunds What kind of snakes eat tasty dachshunds? Rattlers, boas, pythons on the rocks Cobras, king snakes, snakes who eat both nerds and jocks Love dachshunds, tasty dachshunds The dogs snakes love to eat!

LOL

JOKE: Two asian gentleman are walking down the street when they see a Hot Dog Vendor Cart.

They say to one another… “DOG?! I haven’t had dog in years since I moved to this country!”

They very excitedly order one a piece … when they’re handed their order - they become very confused.

One looks down at his order… then peers over at his friend’s… and asks

“What part did you get??”

How disssssssappointed for Lio’s sssssssssnake. And what’s up with its half-closed eye lids? Snakes (and reptiles) don’t have eye lids!

Sisyphos: Are you from Chicago? I hear citzens of that city in Illinois don’t do ketchup on their hot dogs.

I agree…Coyoty has the winning comment today!

I remember Esskay using a re-worded version of “Yummy Yummy Yummy” in their commercials. Is there any song that advertisers won’t use to hawk stuff?

As for the “wiener dog” confusion, does Snaky need glasses? If so, how will he keep them on?

sherlockWatson “Duck tape or Polly grip. lol

Tom Saaristo What about the hotdog man at Six Corners? He had the best dogs,,,,,YUM!

I’m from Illinois, and I have ketchup on my hot dogs. Why can’t we have ketchup on our dogs?

-oldwaver’s daughter

I am a Chicagolander. No ketchup on hotdogs! Local favorite.

I love the look on the snake’s face, CLASSIC!

I love ketchup AND mustard on hot dogs!