Desultourist, if you want to make sure they don’t talk religion either, just carry a big, leather-bound, King James bible protected by a zippered cover. Add that to the current outfit, and you should be safe from all conversation.
And what about sport everybody, didn’t you know you should never talk politics, religion or sport in a bar as it saves one hell of a load of arguments and fights. What should he wear to deter converstaions about sports?
Umm, what lipstick, what necklace? I see a patch of hair on his chest. So some guys like fruity drinks? I happen to like both the fruity and the hard liquor. As far as the straws and the umbrella, I can tell you that I wouldn’t want them in my drink, they would annoy the heck out of me. Does that make me butch? Hmm, better tell my boyfriend!
That get up might have the opposite outcome if he runs into people with a perverse sense of humor and I know several!
Hey you guys, if you want to look closer that strip, just click that strip to become bigger so you can see what that guy with barrel and hat looks like whether if that person is a man or a woman.
i, too, saw no evidence of lipstick or necklace, though the hair might be a tad long for a guy. as for “fruity drinks” some of them pack a much bigger wallop than your run of the mill rum and coke does.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I wonder if that would work as a commenter on the comic pages.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
i would think that get-up would stop people from talking anything with him.
MeMow_MyCat over 14 years ago
I want one…
grapfhics over 14 years ago
it can ruin a perfectly good happy hour.
Desultourist over 14 years ago
You look like someone who wants to talk about religion.
thirdguy over 14 years ago
Excuse me, but isn’t that a woman?
cdward over 14 years ago
Desultourist, if you want to make sure they don’t talk religion either, just carry a big, leather-bound, King James bible protected by a zippered cover. Add that to the current outfit, and you should be safe from all conversation.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
And what about sport everybody, didn’t you know you should never talk politics, religion or sport in a bar as it saves one hell of a load of arguments and fights. What should he wear to deter converstaions about sports?
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
thirdguy….was it the umbrella in the drink that gave it away or the two straws?
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
cedward, if he (or she, hard to tell…) does that then all the tea baggers will flock…..
thirdguy over 14 years ago
ronaldmundy…I was looking at the hair, the lipstick and the necklace.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
JW witnessing pamphlets help, too, cdward.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
“However, Tea Party people walk right up and start up. I believe it’s something about the movie Clueless.
S_T_F_U over 14 years ago
I don’t see a necklace?? I thought it was a middle aged man with some sprouts of chest hair showing
lewisbower over 14 years ago
That’s ridiculous. I just wear an “I like Ike” button.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
Umm, what lipstick, what necklace? I see a patch of hair on his chest. So some guys like fruity drinks? I happen to like both the fruity and the hard liquor. As far as the straws and the umbrella, I can tell you that I wouldn’t want them in my drink, they would annoy the heck out of me. Does that make me butch? Hmm, better tell my boyfriend!
That get up might have the opposite outcome if he runs into people with a perverse sense of humor and I know several!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I hope that you’ve put a towel on your bar stool.
thirdguy over 14 years ago
and with skin that thin, it better be a soft one,
DesultoryPhillipic over 14 years ago
Amen, plus4!!!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I know. It’s like the guys who put Hitler gear on Obama or the ones who call you a pinko or red or…Wait, are we on the same topic now, plus4?
aggirlj over 14 years ago
I just think it is hysterical.
My plan is to be a crazy old woman.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Is that guy with barrel Uncle Sam?
Hey you guys, if you want to look closer that strip, just click that strip to become bigger so you can see what that guy with barrel and hat looks like whether if that person is a man or a woman.
ububobu over 14 years ago
plus4: Slanderous rhetoric defines liberalism.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
i, too, saw no evidence of lipstick or necklace, though the hair might be a tad long for a guy. as for “fruity drinks” some of them pack a much bigger wallop than your run of the mill rum and coke does.
MatureCanadian over 14 years ago
Mmmm, fruity drinks! Yum, sounds like breakfast pop to me.
I need to buy a barrel.
COGNIZANT over 14 years ago
Right on, UBUBOBU!!!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I know, UBU. Nothing as dignified as Rush in the liberal pantry.
BuckeyeJohn over 14 years ago
Gimme a break UBUBOBU. Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh have taken slanderous rhetoric to a whole new level.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Love it, Wiley!!
Aposteriori over 14 years ago
I wonder what attire would act as an effective repellent to anyone eager to talk religion around me?
Aposteriori over 14 years ago
Thanks cdward, I forgot about that tired old cliche, especially if you get a bible cover with a huge red/white/blue eagle on both sides!
Skeezeeks over 14 years ago
I’m easy with anything at the bar except when someone offers to push in my stool.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Aposteriori said, I wonder what attire would act as an effective repellent to anyone eager to talk religion around me?
Watchtower pamphlets.
ArtyG over 14 years ago
I’ll just be sitting here in the corner wearing my “Ask Me About Amway” T-Shirt.
my_discworld over 14 years ago
what a brilliant idea