Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    I wonder if he’s worked long enough to collect unemployment?

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Where did Larry’s tail go? It showed outside the costume in his home.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Hey, I thought it was funny. Just because the tur, I mean kids, didn’t think so, is that a reason to fire him?Yeah, I suppose it probably is.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Ah, so it’s now a story arc. This will probably end badly…. for Larry. All his story arcs seem to end badly for him.

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    Mikel V  over 9 years ago

    The saddest thing is that Larry is more funny than some other clowns in parties I have been invited

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    Funnier than a kid in a punch bowl.

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    Ninette  over 9 years ago

    I can’t speak for others but I’m sure I will never love them. And by turds Larry is probably ranking on them as third graders. I guess dad was expecting Mr. Clown to pass out participation trophies.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 9 years ago

    As a teenager many, many years ago, I worked summers as a ride operator at an amusement park. They had a mid-week promotion called “McDonald Days” where they’d bring in a Ronald McD to give out coupons, ride with the kids, do photo ops, etc. I was running a ride called the “Trabant” that spun and tilted. If you timed flipping the control switch between “raise” and “lower”, you could set up a mechanical resonance that resulted in the riders being alternately subjected to 2G and 0G (which produced some interesting results in teenaged girls, I might add – ah, the days of tube tops). Needless to say, I bounced the bejesus out of Ronald, who puked all over a group of kids. Good times.

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    No tail must be a fake Larry !

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Not with those short arms.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Not with those short arms.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Larry don’t play that.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Love Larry!

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    That bought back memories, my old brother used to call me little turd in 193… how sweet it was!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    Too many kids were pulling or stepping on the tail.

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    Bucinka  over 9 years ago

    I don’t see the problem. Blondie, there, asked Larry, I mean clown, to say something funny, and he said something funny.PS@Plumbob Wilson: I like the way you think.

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    grampianlothian  over 9 years ago

    Larry had a tail on July 19th so Stephan must have forgotten to put it in today. Main thing is though, its great having the crocs back.

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    grassler  over 9 years ago

    Man. I hate clowns

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    ralanyon  over 9 years ago

    More crocs!!!!

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    gary.francis  over 9 years ago

    Did he just sneak “turdpuncher” into the strip?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Parents probably hate this strip, since they keep telling their unlovable turds that they’re “special.”

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    I didn’t know they would allow that word in commix. (Funny, spellcheck likes “commix” ok, but not “comix.”) Well whatever, then.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Being a bit harsh aren’t we, Larry?

    I love that kid’s hairdo (yellow shirt)

    xxx

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    dijet Premium Member over 9 years ago

    SP has jumped the shark with this one. I’m no prude, but the use of that “T” word is out of place in a family newspaper.

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    NWdryad  over 9 years ago

    Ah, perhaps we are seeing a bit of SP’s childhood here…

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Hey, Mr. Panel 3 Buttinski! Let Larry do his thing with the little turds before your PC intervention!

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    OK—this one made me laugh.

    But why do I feel like a bad person for saying so … ?

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Wasn’t there a song about clowns like this by Ogden Edsel?

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member over 9 years ago

    LOL! Croc tails are big, green and meaty, so it is easy to spot when they are missing.I love when the crocs are used.

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    Hath  over 9 years ago

    They ARE all unloveable turds.

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    cartoonyoutline  over 3 years ago

    I love it when the clown is a cancer tumor

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