Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 29, 2010

Well do you let him mail it in… or not?

Oh, that is a bummer! (Thank You Grog)

I don’t think I want to fill out another census after seeing this!

Why don’t you challenge him to a game? It worked for Bill and Ted.

http://tinyurl.com/yl7a54h

OH my god, oh my god, oh my god! PLEASE someone send the grim reaper to me! I need to stop reading these comments!!!!! But nooooooo, I just keep getting sucked back in!

If Death is like the Enumerator who came to my neighborhood last week, he’s looking for someone at an address that never existed.

And where everyone will end up, eventually.

Is it ever a convenient time?

I remember one time I died just before a long weekend. Very inconvenient.

Actualy happened to my nextdoor neighbor.

Change the count of people living there to zero, then mail it in.