"Wears yoga pants, never does yoga.
Ate veggie burger with bacon.
Used beach towel in bathroom.
Refused to show face on facebook.
Yet more Consumer Police Reports"
I think the mice were afraid that Donald Trump wouldn’t name the new calf until the next blue moon. They were sure the new chicken would run away after 10 o’clock.
It was on the 3rd Tuesday of every month that the people of the small village feared the ogre would come & ravage the women in their huts. But, little did they know that his interests lie in only the huts painted florescent green with red stripes.The villagers were acutely aware that the ogre’s footprints smelled like sweet strawberries with garlic sauce. It was their only advantage.
Mikel V over 9 years ago
All of them catched thanks to a blue stool pigeon in messages limited to 140 characters
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
Opened this end.
Cloudchaser over 9 years ago
There is faux bacon available
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
How about meeting in the middle and having a real burger with bacon, lettuce and tomato? Mmmmmmm.
AtariDragon over 9 years ago
The caption should have been, “Ruined BLT by adding veggie burger.”
meillered over 9 years ago
Of the four the yoga pants is the most offensive.
covingj over 9 years ago
I have a serial offender in my house.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
miscreant over 9 years ago
Bacon is the only way to get the veggie burger down!It’s really hard to find towels as big as beach towels for home use.
sfrench over 9 years ago
Arrest me! Many a time I’ve used a beach towel in the bathroom at my mom’s house b/c the towels she keeps in the bathrooms are so tiny!
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ve done all those things but the yoga pants. I think not wearing yoga pants should excuse me from the other stuff out of gratitude.
gaslightguy over 9 years ago
Guilty of the last one.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Beach Towels or Bathroom Towels… aren’t they the same thing?
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
Squeezed the toothpaste from the middle first.
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
….CHANGED LANES OR TURNED WITHOUT USING TURN SIGNAL. You can see that one really p***es me off.
brucewayne25 over 9 years ago
I think the mice were afraid that Donald Trump wouldn’t name the new calf until the next blue moon. They were sure the new chicken would run away after 10 o’clock.
brucewayne25 over 9 years ago
It was on the 3rd Tuesday of every month that the people of the small village feared the ogre would come & ravage the women in their huts. But, little did they know that his interests lie in only the huts painted florescent green with red stripes.The villagers were acutely aware that the ogre’s footprints smelled like sweet strawberries with garlic sauce. It was their only advantage.
FrostbiteFalls over 2 years ago
#3: Didn’t even get the chance to dry off before they booked him!