Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 31, 2015

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    Mikel V  over 9 years ago

    All of them catched thanks to a blue stool pigeon in messages limited to 140 characters

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Opened this end.

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    Cloudchaser  over 9 years ago

    There is faux bacon available

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago

    How about meeting in the middle and having a real burger with bacon, lettuce and tomato? Mmmmmmm.

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    AtariDragon  over 9 years ago

    The caption should have been, “Ruined BLT by adding veggie burger.”

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    meillered  over 9 years ago

    Of the four the yoga pants is the most offensive.

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    covingj  over 9 years ago

    I have a serial offender in my house.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago
    Yawn…
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    miscreant  over 9 years ago

    Bacon is the only way to get the veggie burger down!It’s really hard to find towels as big as beach towels for home use.

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    sfrench  over 9 years ago

    Arrest me! Many a time I’ve used a beach towel in the bathroom at my mom’s house b/c the towels she keeps in the bathrooms are so tiny!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’ve done all those things but the yoga pants. I think not wearing yoga pants should excuse me from the other stuff out of gratitude.

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    gaslightguy  over 9 years ago

    Guilty of the last one.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Beach Towels or Bathroom Towels… aren’t they the same thing?

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Squeezed the toothpaste from the middle first.

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    spaced man spliff  over 9 years ago

    ….CHANGED LANES OR TURNED WITHOUT USING TURN SIGNAL. You can see that one really p***es me off.

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    brucewayne25  over 9 years ago

    I think the mice were afraid that Donald Trump wouldn’t name the new calf until the next blue moon. They were sure the new chicken would run away after 10 o’clock.

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    brucewayne25  over 9 years ago

    It was on the 3rd Tuesday of every month that the people of the small village feared the ogre would come & ravage the women in their huts. But, little did they know that his interests lie in only the huts painted florescent green with red stripes.The villagers were acutely aware that the ogre’s footprints smelled like sweet strawberries with garlic sauce. It was their only advantage.

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    #3: Didn’t even get the chance to dry off before they booked him!

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