My wife was concerned that the canned fruit I bought was sweetened by other fruit juices, and not by syrup. I told her she didn’t need the extra sugar, she was sweet enough already. (I should have stopped there.)
I then said some might say she was too sweet. If she exercised more she wouldn’t have to worry about all that sweetness. She hit me in my gut, and yes, it hurt.
I don’t think nelson will be in trouble because he’s was following some bad advice he got from earl.As for earl i wish him good luck getting out of the dog house.
To many of the above, you’re right, I did deserve it. She knew I was kidding so we didn’t start a fight. I have never heard those “…and that’s when the fight started” jokes, will have to look them up. Finally to Dog day 88, I know, right? Try and tell your significant other she is sweet, and she takes it the wrong way. She abounds in sweetness. Oh, ok, I see it now. :)
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Opal sure adores these talks with Earl about telling Nelson these tall tales.
Loijen about 9 years ago
Pinch him back Opal. He is not stupid he is messing with you!
puddymom about 9 years ago
Earl needs to shut up.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 9 years ago
fat and pinch are 2 different thlngs
Inthemiddle about 9 years ago
Both Earl and Nelson are in trouble
Navion8909 about 9 years ago
STAY TUNED!Fireworks are about to erupt!
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
My wife was concerned that the canned fruit I bought was sweetened by other fruit juices, and not by syrup. I told her she didn’t need the extra sugar, she was sweet enough already. (I should have stopped there.)
I then said some might say she was too sweet. If she exercised more she wouldn’t have to worry about all that sweetness. She hit me in my gut, and yes, it hurt.
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
Fat’s Fat, and that’s that…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 9 years ago
I just drink the peach syrup.PROBLEM SOLVED
Number Three about 9 years ago
Grampa is feeding you some bad information, Nelson.Tell me I’m wrong!xxx
mpeet611 about 9 years ago
I don’t think nelson will be in trouble because he’s was following some bad advice he got from earl.As for earl i wish him good luck getting out of the dog house.
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
To many of the above, you’re right, I did deserve it. She knew I was kidding so we didn’t start a fight. I have never heard those “…and that’s when the fight started” jokes, will have to look them up. Finally to Dog day 88, I know, right? Try and tell your significant other she is sweet, and she takes it the wrong way. She abounds in sweetness. Oh, ok, I see it now. :)
LuvThemPluggers about 9 years ago
At a “certain age” Nelson, even hair hurts. You’ll find out one day.