Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 29, 2015

Sounds like the diagnosis for a generation of polarized politicians.

And he has a Bush-Cheney bumper sticker on his car.

Patient must be Anthony Kennedy.

The Tin Man doesn’t have the heart the tell the doc the surgery was pointless.

I know a few like that.

But he does have hay fever.

Now, that’s the last straw, where can I bale him out. My friend, a.k.a. Mr. Broom has constantly been pushed around since 1939, but today this gutless heartlessness must legally stop because he’s a few straws short of a full pillow.

Where are his glasses. He’ll be waaay more intelligent with glasses.