Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 30, 2010

How did Cybil coerce the mice?

I thought the mice would be breakfast!

She don’t bother chasing mice around.

Gotta love Cybil (just take in her poised pose!) and her [no doubt coerced] band! Hope Lio likes his wake-up blast!

And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!

Thats how kitty’s get flung across a room.

Garfield was into this today, also.

Talk about your rude awakening…

At least she’s not saying it with hot lead!

umm…..the mice?

dig the drum major mouse!

These mice are being held hostage. They will do Cybil’s bidding in the vain hope that she will not eat them. Cybil prefers to show Lio who’s master here and will first force him to feed her. After that, she will pick the mice off one by one, adding to their torture. She gets it both ways, the evil feline.

One false note from the mice, and they are lunch.

Cybil gave my cat lessons …

Cybil made a deal with the mice: she wouldn’t eat them for breakfast if they helped her really make an impression

look at today’s garfield!

Okay All together now! A 1 and a 2………..

Yeah, a 1 and a 2 and flag the spammers

I wish Lio would feed Cybil the freakin’ SPAMMERS! (Although not even Cybil could eat them without gettting heartburn….) Of course, I always thought Cybil foraged for herself (usually in wildlife preserves or perhaps the Amazon–piranhas are mighty tasty!) and wouldn’t need Lio to feed her in the first place.

Chainsaw ( Shindaiwa ) $350.00

Sulfuric Acid (1 Gallon ) $40.00

Blowtorch ( Benz-O-Matic ) $38.50

Fire Poker ( Wrought Iron ) $20.00

Knife Set ( Ginzu ) $29.00

Spammers ( Screaming in Agony )….PRICELESS!

The arrangement today is a stirring John Phillips Sousa march titled “Cybil needs to be fed.”

“Sing for your supper, and you’ll get breakfast…”

For Cybil, I would have thought a Death Metal band would be more appropriate.

But this’ll do.

Begone, Spammer!

And BTW, why don’t they make a Mouse-Flavored Cat Food?

My cat gets fed before bedtime too, but that doesn’t stop him from waking me up at 5:30 AM. He figures if he’s up, everyone should be up.

I wonder what he’ll play this morning.

@TheWildSow

Its cause none of the scientitst wanna know how mouse tastes. And hopefully, none of them do.

Let’s sing along:

“We’re Sergeant Cybil’s Feed-the-Cat-Time Band, we hope you will enjoy the show…”

sorry to Simon. I accidentally hit he Flag for Spammer’s switch too early. Glorious joke.

Cybil Shepherd’s mice?

Sarge Cybil’s Lonely Food Dish Band.

Always always always feed the cat.

Always remember, cats were worshiped as gods in Ancient Egypt.

And they will never allow us to forget this fact.

Of course, Cybill isn’t really hungry - she just wants attention.

On the plus side, that last spam message was so surreal it read almost like Haiku:

Finest products here. Much happy we will make you. Click! Click! Come see now.

Hilarious!!!! I laughed out loud!