Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 04, 2015

Right next to Pepe Le Peux’s

You know why the French hate us so much? They gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into a croissandwich, thank you very much.

— Denis Leary

Jacques in ze Box.

Diable à ressort?

Nyaaaa!

Just like the Mexican phone company…Taco Bell.

It’s located right next door to that high end French fashion emporium Jacques Penney’s !

Le Burger Roi.

With a tip of the hat to Gary Owens, who may well have invented the French Chef on his LA radio show in the ’60’s.

McDonalds now has escargot… McSlug.

Guys giving directions…oh boy!

Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it…

Geez, really olde jokes.

Rumor has it that the France banned ketchup from their schools, it’s a threat to all things French.