Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2015

You can barbecue him, but you can’t bury him.

Hmmm, I just through Rat was starting a luau.

So in one thousand years they will think we were just a bunch of dumb pigs. It looks like a feminist statement.

He came to bury Pig, not to praise him.

not cool, Rat. not cool

But Goat, Rat made a nice bed of banana leaves for me!

Obviously, Rat can bury Pig.But perhaps he should not.Kinda depends on how much one values Pig as a live character….

Looks like Pig was wrong, again.Or as they say after a luau: " I can’t believe we ate the hole thing."

I simply love Pig.

Rat’s so dishonest, he’s even trying to sell the future a pig in a poke.

As usual, Rat is just being “piggish”.

You can’t bury PigNo, you’ll just have to wait.Pig don’t come easyIt’s a game of give and take.

he’s not all the way buried —yet

I like what an elderly friend said recently when he was asked if he wanted to put something into a time capsule. “Young people, I’ll be 103 years old next month. I AM a time capsule!”

Obviously, Rat can bury Pig… its just that he shouldn’t bury Pig.

You can’t bury Pig—unless you put him into a sealed container!

Rat’s really going whole hog with this Time Capsule idea.

Goat is right, you can’t bury Pig. You need to kill him first.